What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 16:19

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
If You Can Perform These 5 Moves at 60, Your Body’s Decades Younger - Eat This Not That
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
State of Play Confirmed for 4th June, 40+ Minutes of PS5 Games - Push Square
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Goldfinger
The Man with the Golden Gun
Iure eveniet quod quae esse explicabo autem corrupti.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
With red carpet and a second line, New Orleans welcomes 6,000 Pokémon competitors - NOLA.com
-”Ah so!”
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
How does a person become transgender?
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
2 Minnesota lawmakers shot in apparent 'targeted' incident: Officials - ABC News
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Grandfather's simple changes reversed pre-diabetes diagnosis that left him 'petrified' - AOL.com
-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”She is very sexyful!”